Review: Mr Big Stuff, Melbourne CBD

When I was recently in Melbourne, my father expressed an interest in trying German food. I intended to take him to Hofbrauhaus for the best Bavarian food and beer on my last visit to Melbourne, but unfortunately neglected to make a booking for a late Saturday night dinner. Simply showing up the door and asking for the next available booking had the maitre d nearly laughing in my face. I’ll know better for next time!

Luckily we were able to wander around to look for another restaurant and managed to grab a table at Mr Big Stuff at 9.30pm, one of the final tables of the night. My brother had been there just a few weeks earlier, and thought that my father would enjoy the food there given how much he had enjoyed our visit to the Merrywell, which serves up similar modern American cuisine without the soul food twist.

Pabst Blue Ribbon ($9), Coldstream Crushed Apple Cider ($9), Non-Alcohol P.Y. Tea ($9.50).

Pabst Blue Ribbon ($9), Coldstream Crushed Apple Cider ($9), Non-Alcohol P.Y. Tea ($9.50).

I ordered a non-alcoholic mocktail, my brother ordered his usual cider, and Dad asked me to order him a beer. Having read a little bit about the stereotypes associated with Pabst Blue Ribbon beer, I thought it would be funny to order one for my father who is the complete antithesis of the typical hipster Pabst drinker. Little did I know that he was actually drinking it before it was cool – when our drinks came out, he exclaimed “I used to drink this back in the seventies!”. Apparently Pabst Blue Ribbon was a beer of choice in Hong Kong in the seventies, and my father would drink it all the time. My dad was the original hipster.

Daily Special - Bean Salad

Daily Special – Bean Salad

We were quite hungry by that point, so I quickly ordered a few dishes of the menu for the three of us to share. First up was the daily special of a mixed bean salad, with kidney, black eyed, and cannellini beans all represented in the salad. Dressed with a squeeze of lemon juice and combined with a medley of fresh herbs and chillis, the salad is equal parts earthy, refreshing, and more than satisfying. It’s a pity that it’s not on Mr Big Stuff’s regular menu, as there was definitely a lack of fresh options like this. (Correct at time of writing – apparently now they’ve added salads to their menu!)

Hushpuppies, $8

Hushpuppies, $8

The first small bites to come out were some deep-fried super-crispy Hushpuppies. I’d never tried hushpuppies before – to me, they were just a brand of extremely comfortable footwear that your grandparents would buy because it was good for the corns on their feet. Imagine how pleasantly surprised I was when I realised that hushpuppies were actually delicious deep-fried balls of cheesy cornmeal batter – a vastly superior form of corn.

Shrimp & Grits, $12

Shrimp & Grits, $12

I’d wanted to order some of the sliders that they had on their menu back then, but unfortunately the kitchen had run out of sliders by the time we sat down to eat. In their place, I ordered the Shrimp & Grits. Again, though I had heard of grits and hominy before in my reading of classic American literature, I didn’t have a clear picture in my mind of what it actually was. My Big Stuff’s interpretation of grits is extremely creamy and cheesy, with some tangy salsa and fried shrimp on top. I personally would have preferred a few more shrimp as our table of three really only got a single shrimp each.

Fried Chicken and Waffles, $24

Fried Chicken and Waffles, $24

I didn’t have to think twice about ordering the Fried Chicken and Waffles as soon as I saw it on the menu. I love classic sweet and savoury pairings like this – maple syrup & bacon and salted caramel are some of my favourite flavours. This was a fantastic dish of crispy crunchy battered fried succulent tender chicken and pillowy soft buttery sweet waffles drenched in syrup. I couldn’t get enoough…so it’s lucky that I don’t currently live in Melbourne as I could definitely see myself going back to have this dish again and again. My waistline would definitely suffer!

Mac & Cheese, $12

Mac & Cheese, $12

The last savoury dish delivered to our table was the piping hot Mac & Cheese which had been baked in the oven until the breadcrumb topping had browned and the cheese was golden and melted into a gooey mess. My father absolutely loved this mac & cheese – while he claims that he doesn’t like cheese, his appreciation of the saganaki at Gazi and then this mac & cheese says otherwise! Personally, I liked the mix of textures in this dish – unlike other mac & cheese which tends to just be soft and gooey, I liked the crisper textures offered by the breadcrumbs and top layer of cheese.

Chocolate and Pecan Tart, $10

Chocolate and Pecan Tart, $10

We finished our meal with the Chocolate and Pecan Tart which came with a healthy dose of pumpkin puree and caramelised pepitas. I enjoyed how more-ish this tart was – it wasn’t too sweet, and the mix of the creamy gelato, the hard and sticky pepita caramel, and the crumbly pecan biscuit base really made this tart a dessert to be enjoyed to its fullest.

I really enjoyed our visit to Mr Big Stuff, and my father and brother did too – though Dad still rates the Merrywell over My Big Stuff. While I may not be back to Mr Big Stuff for a big meal any time over the next few months, I may just find an excuse to pop in for the fried chicken and waffles as a snack to share with a friend…

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Experience: The Fat Duck in Melbourne

While I’ve been sharing my dining experiences on this blog for three years now, the art of truly evocative food writing is still beyond my grasp. Words like tasty, delicious and more-ish pepper my food vocabulary – a more refined choice of wording escape me.

I feel woefully under-qualified to write this particular blog entry. How does an amateur paint a sufficiently detailed picture of the very exclusive Chefs Table experience at the Fat Duck Melbourne? Only 9000 people will ever dine at the Fat Duck in the six months that it spends at the Crown Towers Melbourne, and only five hundred of those will get to experience the Chefs Table. I’m in rarefied company.

I’ve decided to highlight parts of the evening and present a large photo gallery at the end of this entry which will hopefully paint a fuller picture of our experience. Warning – large wall of text ahead. Please feel free to skip forward to any of the following sections: Entering Wonderland, Meeting the Magicians, Behind the Scenes, Overall, or even skip straight to the Tasting Menu or Photo Gallery.

Entering Wonderland

The Mad Hatter’s Tea Party is one of the themes that features in a dining experience at the Fat Duck. The Mock Turtle Soup, drawn from Lewis Carroll’s Alice in Wonderland mythology, is well known through Heston’s many television programmes.

Immersion in Wonderland starts right from the beginning though, not just as one of the courses served on the night. As we entered the dark hallway that leads to the Fat Duck restaurant, we walked along a yellow walkway that gradually narrows, leading us to a LCD screen at the back of the hallway displaying a door that gets smaller…and smaller…and smaller. I almost believed that I had taken one of Alice’s enlarging potions!

Once we figured out how to enter the restaurant itself (hint, it’s a hidden sliding mirrored door on the right), we were greeted by the wait staff. Before we were shown to our table, we were shown around the remarkable renovated space with large windows overlooking Southbank.

The first stop in the dining area was at a large pocket watch-style clock suspended on the wall. Instead of numbers, the hands of the clock indicate the passage of time that the Fat Duck will be located in Melbourne – from February through to August. At the time of our reservation, the hands of the clock were suspended almost perfectly at the halfway point. The intention is to take the clock back to the United Kingdom once their residence in Crown Towers is over, where it will feature in the dining room as a memento of their time in Melbourne.

The second stop is at a half-completed mural which takes over an entire side of the dining room. As I got closer to the mural, I realised that it was made up of jigsaw pieces. The design is gradually telling a story of their time in Melbourne, and the intention is to auction the mural off for charity at the end of their stay. “Each guest gets to play a part in the mural,” our waitress announced to us. “And you’ll find out how with one of your final courses tonight.”

Meeting the Magicians

My dining companions for the evening were Kieran, and two of his friends – Neil and Michael. Years ago, they vowed to mark their 30th birthdays with a meal at the Fat Duck. All three of their birthdays passed before I was able to make it a reality with the announcement that I had secured the exclusive Chefs Table for the Fat Duck Melbourne. The slightly higher cost ($675 per person rather than $525) wasn’t a deterrent as we were all determined to make this meal happen.

As our waitress guided us through the normal dining room and took us to our special table located within the Fat Duck, it became clear how valuable this particular Chefs Table really is. We walked through the kitchen and were introduced to various key peoples – head chef Jonathan Luke, pastry chefs, sous chef, our sommelier for the evening…

It wasn’t just about the personal introductions either. As the night went on, it became clear that we would be getting special treatment, with head chef Jonathan personally bringing many of the courses to our table and talking us through the different elements and the philosophy that lay behind the creation of the dish. It’s a level of intimacy that many people would never get to experience as the chef made a special point of coming over to us at various points throughout the evening for general chatter and to answer whatever questions we had.

We also got special attention from our sommelier, who spent a surprisingly long amount of time with our group. Part of it was professional, but much of it was personal as well. We talked of the difficulties that Fat Duck staff had faced in the six month move – for example, our sommelier’s wife was still overseas, and they would be apart for most of the time that he would be in Melbourne. There were positives to the move as well though – his wife had been there with him for the first month and they had had the opportunity to travel around Australia and take a short holiday.

Behind the façade of a highly professional, technical, and magical experience at the Fat Duck are some very human people with real passion for what they do.

Behind the Scenes

Over the course of the evening, our waitress and head chef shared bits of random trivia that really highlighted the difficulties of bringing such an enterprise to life.

The logistics of moving signature cookware and dishware to Australia. All cooking equipment, crockery, and cutlery was packed up carefully and shipped to Melbourne. “We have to be especially careful with each piece of crockery here. Because they’re made overseas, we can’t just call to Europe for a replacement plate if one were to break. The customs and import charges would make it unfeasible.”

The adjustment of signature dishes to the availability of Australian ingredients. “Our sous chef spent about two months here in Melbourne before we officially moved. He spent every day meeting with Australian chefs and suppliers and trying out things in our test kitchen. Not every ingredient we use in England is available in Australia, or even if it is, the taste and texture may not be exactly the same. We needed to make sure we were creating a Fat Duck dish, using Australian ingredients. The marron dish for example, is one you wouldn’t find in England as we simply don’t have marron available.”

The benefits of the larger industrial kitchen in the Crown Complex. “Our kitchen in Bray is very small, and the layout isn’t great because we’ve added onto it over the years. Having this amount of space in Crown is amazing, and we’ve even brought on a few kitchen staff to help as we now have the larger space. The test kitchen we have downstairs is incredible as well, it’s doubled the space we normally have available.”

The ability to experiment a little bit in Australia with areas they don’t normally dabble in. “One of our chefs has just been experimenting with baking our own bread. He makes it with burnt flour from his home region in Italy, and we’re trying it out here in Melbourne before we make a decision about whether or not to take it back to Bray.” (For the record, the bread was fantastic!)

The man, Heston Blumenthal himself. “Heston was last here in Melbourne two weeks ago to film an episode of Masterchef. He won’t be back for a few more weeks. He has a really hectic schedule – even his personal assistant only manages to sit down with him in person once a month. He doesn’t get much opportunity to actually cook either as he spends most of his time flying around checking on all his different restaurants and businesses.”


The Fat Duck offers a dining experience unlike any other. The experience of their diners is top of mind, and they will happily accommodate any requests that may be thrown at them.

As many people know, I’m alcohol-free by choice. The Fat Duck managed to do matching juices and teas for me instead, and impressively managed to make the underlying flavours of the juices similar to the matched wines. Now, it doesn’t sound that impressive because anyone could serve a juice right? Their point of difference is that they approach juices with the same amount of sophistication and focus as they would their wines. Juices are infused with a variety of herbs and spices for a day, strained, mixed with other juices…the process for creating the perfect matching juice is just as detailed as finding the perfect matching wine. Nowhere else have I encountered this dedication to dining perfection.

I honestly can’t talk up the experience of dining at the Fat Duck enough. For the full five hours we spent on our Chefs Table, we were wined, dined, and entertained with food as more than a meal – it was food as a full theatrical experience. Each course had an element of theatre about it. Whether it was the use of liquid nitrogen, seashore sounds played through a conch shell, or dissolving a gold pocket watch in a teapot of hot water, it was never anything as simple as setting down a plate on the table.

A lot of people would be turned off by the price tag of the Fat Duck Chefs Table, but I’m glad that I paid for this experience. The way I reason it, it’s simply a matter of personal priorities. Some people drop $100 or more every week at the pub or bar – I don’t do that. Other people buy coffees two or three times every day– I don’t do that. Everyone has their priorities, and dining out for special meals happens to be my priority and my indulgence!

While K and I probably couldn’t afford to visit the Fat Duck again later this year while we’re in the UK, I think we’ll probably try to stretch to having a meal at Dinner by Heston in London. I can’t wait until our next Heston Blumenthal experience!

Tasting Menu

On the menu on the evening (as pictured in the photo gallery below) was:

  • Aerated Beetroot
  • Nitro Poached Aperitifs (Vodka and Lime Sour, Gin and Tonic, Tequila and Grapefruit)
  • Red Cabbage Gazpacho with Pommery Grain Mustard Ice-Cream
  • Savoury Lollies – Waldorf Rocket, Salmon Twister and Feast
  • Jelly of Quail, Marron Cream with Caviar Sorbet, Oak Moss and Truffle Toast
  • Snail Porridge with Joselito Ham and Shaved Fennel
  • Roast Marron with Shiitake, Confit Kombu amd Sea Lettuce
  • Mad Hatter’s Tea Party – Mock Turtle Soup, Pocket Watch and Toast Sandwich
  • “Sound of the Sea”
  • Salmon Poached in a Liqourice Gel
  • Lamb with Cucumber, Green Pepper and Caraway
  • Hot & Iced Tea
  • Botrytis Cinerea
  • The Not-So-Full English Breakfast
  • Whisky Wine Gums
  • “Like a Kid in a Sweet Shop”

Photo Gallery

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Review: General Food Co, Williamstown

I’ve met my friend Rachael exactly three times, even though we’ve now known each other for nearly ten years. Once when I visited her in England. Once when we happened to be in Shanghai at the same time when she was there for work – she works in Formula One – and I was there on holiday. And just recently, in Melbourne when she had a few holiday days left in Australia after finishing up her work at the Melbourne Grand Prix and I was down in Melbourne visiting my family. What a coincidence!

We spent a day together in Melbourne, doing activities I wouldn’t normally do as a Melbourne regular. We started off by taking a cruise down the Yarra River from Southbank to Williamstown on an overcrowded river boat that was definitely carrying more than the legal passenger limit.

San Pellegrino ($4) and Emma and Toms Juice ($4.20)

San Pellegrino ($4) and Emma and Toms Juice ($4.20)

By the time we docked in Williamstown, we’d been sitting in the hot sun on the deck of the boat for well over an hour. Some cool refreshments and an early lunch were in order! We stopped into the General Food Co not far from the Williamstown Wharf and sat down in the shaded courtyard for a cool beverage each.

Maple Roasted Pumpkin & Chicken Salad ($17)

Maple Roasted Pumpkin & Chicken Salad ($17)

Deciding to opt for something a little healthier than my usual order of bacon-filled all day breakfast as I had a big dinner planned for that evening, I ordered a pumpkin and chicken salad. Served with a mix of raw onion, rocket, baby spinach and walnuts the lightly seared chicken and pumpkin salad was a tad over-dressed for my liking. I would also have liked to see some sort of a grain incorporated into the dish – even a light scattering of cous cous or quinoa would have really bulked up the salad a little bit and made it a little more substantial.

Eggs on toast ($9.50) with bacon on the side ($4)

Eggs on toast ($9.50) with bacon on the side ($4)

Rachael ordered scrambled eggs on toast, with a side order of bacon. The eggs were super creamy – just the way I prefer them. And could that bacon have gotten any crispier? A simple order, but executed well.

As we were finishing our meal, I became shocked to learn that Rachael had not yet tried our national all-time favourite ice-cream bar…the Golden Gaytime. With directions from our waitress to the closest milk bar, we headed off to get Rachael a taste of pure bliss, before heading back into the city and going up the Melbourne Star Observation Wheel – touristy but fun!

General Food Co were pretty decent for a local cafe, but given that I only rarely visit Williamstown, I’m probably unlikely to visit again any time soon. I’d much rather try another of the many cafes or restaurants in the area!

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